Kau orang ni belajar ke tak?

Earlier today, in the lecture hall..

Cik Usha: What is blood components?

Students: ...

Cik Usha: Answer! >.<

Students: (uih, awat ghibut cik Usha nih, rilek arr)

Haven't I told ya Medicine equals hard work? If you go to the lectures all miss-blonde, you get smacked on your forehead in return. And soon appears bruising saying, "stupid, stupid!". Same goes if you're on your clinical posting. Back in my first year, I can't wait for my postings. I used to think hospitals are such magical kingdom, full of pretty nurses sprites and fairies. It's like watching Wizard of Oz in reverse. Well, it's nothing like that. You can never mess up when being asked a question by an attendant. Article fourteen of the Super Doc handbook says no being witless saying "I don't know". They'd take away your halo. There goes! Find another way to shine! Volunteer yourself to palpate a patient's groin and voila! You're back in the game.

Selit-selitan..

(pagi semalam dalam bas on the way pegi Baptist Hospital)

aku: (amik iPod, sebab nak dengar, bosan)

member: weh, ko dengar ape tuh?

aku: Brian Adams, please forgive me.

member: hahaha! tak samseng arr dengar lagu-lagu senti! lepas nih ape plak? Helpless when she smiles? Like I nver loved you at all?

afiq: ... lagu sape tuh?

member: BSB, Take that.

afiq: lu layan juga lagu-lagu boyband rupenye.

member: ko ingat aku samseng sangat ke?

afiq: haha!